Billy Bob was a really smart kid. Now, don’t let the ‘happy necromancer’ thing get to you. He really wasn’t a necromancer. You see, he used to be a nerd. He played Diablo II an awful lot. We just started calling him ‘Billy Bob the Happy Necromancer’ one day. Well, when he went to college, he found out about beer. That changed him sooooo much. It just so happens that when Billy Bob got really drunk, he was happy. And he was an actual necromancer. But, he could only necromance while he was drunk. In other words, he was a necromancer a lot. After he dropped out of college, he started to try to find a way to be a necromancer all of the time.
Heroin, speed, pot, crack…none of them worked. He even tried cava cava which is a muscle relaxer. We’re all happy that the didn’t try Drain-O or something...well....at least I am.
Billy Bob is constantly hung over, so he is always grouchy. Strange thing is that we always call him happy. We really can’t remember what his parents were like, but his mom said 'Kiss my grits' a lot. We can’t really remember a lot about Billy Bob at all.
Sure does suck for him.
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