The Original "Part 666" by Brandon T. O'Conn

Part 6
Part 6
Part 6
By Brandon O'Conn

“Ugh, my head….What happened last night?” Billy Bob awoke, no longer a happy necromancer, but a hung over bastard.
“You don’t remember?” Anti-Hero said over the sound of crackling bacon cooking on his head.
“Yeah, last night was fuckin' fun!” Jim said and they decided to tell Billy Bob what had happened.
“Well, we killed a bus-load of people!” Jim explained with a grin.
“Sword chucks baby!” A.H. exclaimed after he took a big bite of juicy bacon (Mmmm……bacon….).
“Shut the fuck up A.H. I'm fucking tired of your God damn dumb ass fucking shit. So just shut up.” Jim ordered. “Anyway, the entire bus was filled with cadavers. Then you came up in your stumbly, drunken, happy necromancer self and summoned an army of undead to destroy Maxi-Foods!”
“I have no memory of this!” Billy Bob exclaimed as A.H. tried to not maim himself while practicing with his sword chucks.
“So,” Jim continued, “we got tired and decided to go sleep at Strangers house.”
“That’s where we are.” Billy Bob realized. “Wait, …where’s Stranger?” Billy Bob asked Jim.
“I don’t know! A.H. where’s Stranger?”
“Uh hey Billy Bob, where’s Stranger?”
“He went to Maxi-Foods….why did I know?”
There were three simultaneous shrugs. “So Stranger’s dead.” Announcer’s ghost said. “And so am I, but this requires and explanation.” Everyone sighed at the same moment. “When Billy Bob resurrected the busload of the flesh eating dead, I and the audience were able to escape the bowels of El Diablo and return as ghosts.
The audience applauds and claps, giving the words a standing ovation. “Anyway, Stranger, their good friend, whom is the only one of them that owned a home, vehicle, two fully packed fridges, and had cash, went to Maxi-Foods and was probably devoured by a group of zombies.” Jim began cleaning a gun, A.H. continued to practice with his sword chucks.
“Hair of the dog.” mumbled Billy Bob, soon falling flat on his back.